Halloween is around the corner!

Well everyone it's that time of year again.  Time for everyone to indulge in the sin of gluttony.  That is eating so much candy that you feel sick for a week, and promise yourself you will never do that again, even though we all know it's a lie, and you will do it again on either Valentine's Day or Easter.  This year though things can be different.  Instead of eating candy until your teeth rot out you can spend your time laughing with everyone's favorite vampire Count Drahoon (I didn't realize Count was not his first name), and his beloved family in their very first, but hopefully not last, Halloween special.  I promise you the joy you will get from watching "Count Drahoon's Zombie Infested Halloween Party" will far out weigh the few seconds of joy you get from each piece of candy you eat.  Think about it this way "Count Drahoon's ZIHP" is 9:40 long.  Now if each piece of candy you eat satisfies you for, let's say five seconds, you would have to eat 116 pieces of candy to equal the amount of satisfaction you will get from watching "Count Drahoon's ZIHP".  That is a lot of candy, and how do you think you would feel after eating all that candy.  I don't know for sure, but I know you would feel a lot worse than you would if you watched the show.  So in conclusion please do yourself and us a favor, and watch what happens when Count Drahoon's Halloween Party plans are ripped apart by flesh eating zombies.